Rentadick

James Booth

Simon Hamilton

Richard Briers

Miles Gannet

Julie Ege

Utta Armitage

Ronald Fraser

Major Upton

Donald Sinden

Jeffrey Armitage

Tsai Chin

Madam Greenfly

Kenneth Cope

West

John Wells

Owltruss

Spike Milligan

a Customs officer

Richard Beckinsale

Hobbs

Derek Griffiths

Henson

Michael Bentine

Husein

Winnie Holman

Maid

Patsy Crowther

Old Lady

Patricia Quinn

Chauffeuse

Michael Rothwell

Removal Man