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Rik Mayall
Rick / Richie Rich / Richard Dangerous / Dreamy Time Escort / Richie Richard / Richard Twat (archive footage)
Adrian Edmondson
Vyvyan / Eddie Catflap / Sir Adrian Dangerous / Dreamy Time Escort / Eddie Hitler / Eddie Ndingombaba (archive footage)
Alexei Sayle
Billy Balowski / Jerzei Balowski / Brian Damage (archive footage)
Andy de la Tour
Chief Inspector Grobbelaar (archive footage)
Anne Nolan
Herself (archive footage)
Ben Elton
Baz (archive footage)
Christopher Ryan
Mike the Cool Person / Dave Hedgehog (archive footage)
Fenella Fielding
Mrs. Foxfur (archive footage)
Gareth Marks
Receptionist (archive footage)
Hank Marvin
Himself (archive footage)
Helen Lederer
Lady Natasha, Third Viscountess of Moldavia (archive footage)
John Abbott
Mormon (archive footage)
John Bird
Father (archive footage)
John Wells
Doctor (archive footage)
Jonathan Stratt
Constable Jones (archive footage)
Kelly Hunter
Mrs. Gascoigne (archive footage)
