The King of Bloody Fookin' Britain

Derek Evans

Roger Fookin' Sykes

Michael Shooner

Clarence Clarence

Kasey O'Barr

Benny

John Burnett

Joey

Richie Johnson

Cool Man

Ben Barlow

Brother in Law

Kenny Barr

Gangster

Sandra Beckner

Benny's Mum

Roy Beecham

Restaurant patron

Troy Beecham

Trish uncle

Rick Brady

Priest

Emily Branch

Trish

Medo Cash

Gerald

Dayne Catalano

Max

Kate Cofsky

Prostitute

Hayden Cogdell

Chumley Kid (as Hayden Codgell)